January 2010
1 post
Hi Sara Yonker!!!!
Kendra Olson says “Hi!!!”
She also said that you were the shit as an RA!!
)
December 2009
2 posts
Text from my dad after i tell him I'm getting a...
I'll unlock the front door for you. I'm up working. Good boy!
“You can call me Vandyke. But don’t worry about the van, cuz I don’t...”
– Brian
November 2009
23 posts
Happy Sunday
Big Boy Breakfast Buffet
Family time
Mom: New report just out by the government states that the H1N1 is more deadly than first thought. 4000 people have died so far in the US. A 24 yr old healthy girl thought she ha d the regular flu, ended up in ICU almost died. if u can get the vaccine GET IT!!!! The sooner the better. It takes 2 weeks to build up immunity after the shot. After everyone hears this report they're going to go crazy trying to get it. In the mean time use purell or wash your hands it's your best defense right now. I want u to be safe and healthy. Talk to u tomorrow. Love you
Me: So...should I stop licking pennies that I find on the ground?
Me: Also, does that mean I need to stop making out with the girls after they leave the health clinic next door?
C'mon mom. You're asking a lot from me here
Mom: You can continue all that after the shot. But u have to wait 2 weeks after.
Me: Psh. I'll do shots anytime mom. Anytime.
Mom: Ok thanks. Love you. Goodnight
“My life sucks”
– Says the girl hanging off of the couch (still drunk) whose car is in front of the apartment (in Mount Pleasant) but whose car keys are in the coat pocket of the guy she fooled around with last night. He went home. To Grand Rapids. At least she’s self aware?
“Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we...”
– Jon Stewart (via outofstateplates / adayinboston / jesseboy) (via iamcup) (via 827) (via check2one2) (via mikesova)
The truth is
When you buy 24 ounce beers to drink alone you feel less pathetic.
(this is true if by less you mean more, and by pathetic you mean extra pathetic)
Television
TV is great. There is a milkbone commercial on right now. My dog died 2 years ago.
D: So I have to go to____'s wedding
Me: doesn't ring a bell.
D: you'd know her if you saw her. Her nickname is 8ball.
Me: ohhhhh yeah!!!!
“How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the...”
– Eloisa.to.abelard.
Alexander.Pope
“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never...”
– Richard Dawkins (via livejamie)
Text from last night
Then her husband drove them home…and was secretly jealous that he wasn’t drinking : )
sarajoy80:
He said: haah. Maybe i’ll just bring my flask?
She said: Yes. But when you walk around town with a 20oz nobody knows how much fun is in your bottle. Its so 9th grade, but fun
He said: Alright. You talked me into it.
October 2009
38 posts
My life...
College is about graduating and then staying at the same school to get your masters and all your friends leave. Then you go to parties where you know one person and everyone there is a freshman.
That is what college is about!
Important Announcement
Attention all cute girls. Don’t smoke. If you do, stop immediately. If you don’t, continue not smoking.
Research has proven that if you are a cute girl, smoking will greatly reduce my interest in thinking about sleeping with you.
1 tag
This is the truth.
Secret crushes suck a butt
“You are him and I am me”
– Sara
Didn't see him
We’re ripping on camoflauge. Someone shared a story about someone they know (specified…not a friend). In this story, two people were married and the groom wore a camo suit vest. As we’re laughing and ripping this apart…”how shitty would thier kids’ lives be because of that single moment in time. We look over at the bar…there’s a guy in a solid camo...
“Did I ever tell you about the hunting law my mom and I want to pass? But we...”
– Sara : )
“It’s not you it’s the corn”
– Doba employee
This week
The Godfather part I
Check
The Godfather part II
In progress
Mount Pleasant Brewing Company
Check
The Bird
in Progress
Tuesday night
I would really enjoy drinking locally brewed beer.
Check.
“I don’t believe it is a choice, I believe you’re born thinking gays don’t have...”
– Stephen Colbert (via schbank) (via castoffcrown) (via retropolitics) (via asprettyasasong) (via mikesova) (via victimofcircumstance)
Dinner
There was a small ant in my glass of water. I sucked it out using a straw and my finger and put it on the table.
My dad (truly believing it was a piece of ground pepper…) picks it up and eats it.
…it was an ant.
“I’m gonna be hammered by the end of this meal”
– My sister, as our server points out how much extra wine she put in her glass.
“If there’s a heaven, which we know there isn’t, it’s this bar”
– Refering to a lesbian bar
“A baby was born today. But it blew up and a stronger baby came out of it. A...”
– SRW