Hi Sara Yonker!!!!
Kendra Olson says “Hi!!!”
- She also said that you were the shit as an RA!!
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Text from my dad after i tell him I'm getting a ride home from the bar (because I'm too drunk to drive)
I'll unlock the front door for you. I'm up working. Good boy!
Happy Thanksgiving! If we drink (a lot) now, going to the music shop at 5am (for cheap shit) will seem less early. Right?
Chippendales came to Mount Pleasant. Someone I know paid $5.00 for this picture. Really?
The owner describing this picture… “I have a fiancé, a boyfriend, and a second boyfriend. This is my second boyfriend”
Family time
Mom: New report just out by the government states that the H1N1 is more deadly than first thought. 4000 people have died so far in the US. A 24 yr old healthy girl thought she ha d the regular flu, ended up in ICU almost died. if u can get the vaccine GET IT!!!! The sooner the better. It takes 2 weeks to build up immunity after the shot. After everyone hears this report they're going to go crazy trying to get it. In the mean time use purell or wash your hands it's your best defense right now. I want u to be safe and healthy. Talk to u tomorrow. Love you
Me: So...should I stop licking pennies that I find on the ground?
Me: Also, does that mean I need to stop making out with the girls after they leave the health clinic next door?
C'mon mom. You're asking a lot from me here
Mom: You can continue all that after the shot. But u have to wait 2 weeks after.
Me: Psh. I'll do shots anytime mom. Anytime.
Mom: Ok thanks. Love you. Goodnight
I have my name on the wall at a bar.
Can you imagine what you have to do to get your name on the wall at a bar?
Well I did it.
My life sucks
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| — | Says the girl hanging off of the couch (still drunk) whose car is in front of the apartment (in Mount Pleasant) but whose car keys are in the coat pocket of the guy she fooled around with last night. He went home. To Grand Rapids. At least she’s self aware? |
Xbox 360s don’t look very cool from the inside either.
This picture is dedicated to my friend Michael. Michael is currently grieving the loss of his Xbox 360 who suffered a fatal red ring.
It’s alright though. I got Microsoft back by breaking this one. I kind of understand how certain serial killers feel; I got a lot of enjoyment from ripping the case off to see what its insides look like.
I love you Mike
ARE YOU READY FOR A REVOLUTION!?!
Yes, who will be our progressive leader?
Anyone who looks good in a mask
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have for religion — we protect religion. And talk about a lifestyle choice — that is absolutely a choice… It’s a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as someone else…
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| — | Jon Stewart (via outofstateplates / adayinboston / jesseboy) (via iamcup) (via 827) (via check2one2) (via mikesova) |
